April 2007

Back Door Please!

It's not often you hear a lady saying that, so every time I hear it I have to stifle a giggle.

And that's all I have to say about that.

The feeling

The flesh of his arms buckled and withered
It appears to live it's own life
Underneath, the blood searing through the spidery blue veins
Swirling health to fingers and toes
Swirling fear, hope, pain, gain.
Temples throbbing
Paraesthesia pulses in his limbs
The feeling won't stop, can't stop
Falls to the floor, hands over his screaming ears
Screaming for help, for to be left alone

Fuck You!

Sorry, it was the slip of the tongue.

Damn Skippy!

I first stumbled across this back in 2004. I just read it again, and felt the need to share.213 Things Skippy Can't Do 

Vorn - Take Your SUV and Fuck Off

Tsa long long ride from my house to work and the fates lie in wait yeah they lurk round
Each corner at each intersection apocalypse beckons with nasty metal claws
And they screech and skirl and snarl and snap hear the hiss of the valves on the victory lap
And I can't help but hunch up my shoulders and wait for the crunch
Of their impact

They're gonna run me down
Like they run down the chick from The Stereolab
Run down the trees and the seas and the skies
Until all the oil runs dry

In a factory not far away
There's a foreign guy working for minimum wage
Making weapons to keep gasoline prices cheap
So some fucker can afford to run me over
And he'll never know the part he played in my demise

They're gonna run me down
Like they run down the chick from The Stereolab
Run down the trees and the seas and the skies
Until all the oil runs dry

They're gonna run me down
And I will fall like a domino struck by a domino
Fall like all those who will follow will fall till there's no one left alive

They're gonna run me down
Like they run down the chick from The Stereolab
Run down the trees and the seas and the skies
Until all the oil runs dry

They're gonna run me down
And I will fall like a domino struck by a domino
Fall like all those who will follow will fall till there's no one left alive